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2月15日

Well Hello

I guess I haven't written in this for almost a year now, for the reason that no one reads them anymore so if you do I say Hi to you all, and now I say goodbye.
 
 
8月14日

Toby Keith

If you go to www.violet.com you can sign a petition against toby keith, totally cool. I signed it!
8月8日

The ughness of ugh

Well lets see here, what is ugh, dry heaving in the bathroom at work, then the acid that follows, ewww gross, oh well i think i might live. i'll i have now is a head ach. and tomorrow is my last day working, yes! then school starts, and then tennis, well tennis if first, ok  i just got confused. oh well, like i said i'll live. i keep on typing like instead of live so if you see the word like  you might want to read through it again. oh and did i tell you yesterday while running downstairs, i spranged my anckle, and tennis is starting next week. That there is my definition of UGH! i also went to canp a few weeks ago, it was fun, i am then going to mid winter dec 27-30 same camp location, just in the winter, and kelsie girl you are so going w/ me. and if you don't i am going to die. i don't even know who i will talk to at school because i only talked to you and some other guys, but what girlies and i going to talk to? oh well like i said i'll live. good luck on that cheerleading thing, i know you'll do great, i know i would never do that well, it's just ain't my thing.
 
Aron hether and i attempted to play baseball the other day, w/ only us three, it didn't quite work, all of us suck, and i mean suck butt. i think i might go insane, i am tired of being grounded from the phone and being home all by myself it drives me nuts not being able to talk to people. so i go to this little computer and  write stupid things down on the blog that no one really reads so hey i think i may stop now because i want to add some pics and that might take a while.
Coasting it like a Fat Man, Abby
7月18日

Jay Leno

St. John News hams it up on Tonight Show By Gale Rose of the Tribune Staff

The St. John News is in the business of reporting news in the St. John area but it was recently the focus of national attention when one of its stories was featured on a special segment of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

The popular weekly segment features humorous items from newspapers from around the country. Someone, exactly who is unknown, sent a copy of the Wednesday, May 18, St. John News to The Tonight Show.

The front page story on that day featured the opening of the Twin Pines Restaurant. A portion of one paragraph describing the menu caught the unknown reader's eye.

Leno displayed the front page of the paper and read the highlighted paragraph giving it his special comedy comment.

"Here's the Twin Pines Restaurant set to open next week in Kansas.

"It says, 'Breakfast will include the traditional bacon-and-eggs fare.

"However, for those with healthier appetites, pork steak and eggs will be available.' Yes, if you're one of them health conscious folks, we have pork and eggs," Leno said.

To view stills of Leno with the St. John News and other humorous newspaper headlines, articles, advertisements and wedding announcements, visit the web site at: www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight _Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2960/19.shtml#headline.

The St. John News is a sister publication of the Tribune. Both newspapers are owned by Liberty Group Publishing of Northbrook, Ill.

(yawn)

got back from a family reunion, yeah it was fun i guess. took a nap at 3 got up at 5 talked to my mom, went to movie gallery, and then went to sam's, stil at sam's , tired as hell, but don't really give a shit. this lady from church died, funeral is wednessday, i am getting my physical soon, and am hoping that my back goes back in before then because well, last time i went they said i had scoliosis, and well i don't know really, it is extremely hot here dude, and heat makes me tired at least it is better than being cold, and it's not day time so that is good to. you know what sucks i have to work at 8 tomorrow and am going to be really tired and bitchy i can already predidct it. hopefully i am not bitchy. i don't like to be. In hutch i ate at this place called china star, it was pretty good, it's not my favorite food, but i wasn't paying so i wasn't complaining. come on stupid fan circulate some air. .......................................................................................................
 
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oops it slowly died okay that just shows how bored i am. dude, you're getting a dell! no wait i already have one nevermind
oo i just zoned out dude, finish this some other time, bye everyone i miss you so mush he he, abby
7月11日

UMMMMMMMMMM

hello every one. how are you doing. me i am great. did you know that it is hot out? wow man walking from the tribune to our house sucks. i was a sweatin. holy man it's hot out. oh well. i'll like. maybe....
 
grrr to you all and bye for now
7月9日

The title of today: Butt Munchers

Butt Munchers of the USA gather around, i have something to tell you.......WHAT UP MY LITTLE FRIENDS! okay that was stupid. the doc said that in my left ear it is red and infected, let this be a lesson to you all: Don't swim in nasty lake water! i have to go to a wedding today, rojer and sharie are coming down, and tina is coming down. FUN FUN FUN! Don't tease me please! Why is it that people like to tease me? What did i do to them? Hell if i know. if you know i would love to know, and also if you know how to flair your nose i could use the help with that too. yep yep yep. I get to wear a pretty dress yes i do. blue and black man. kelso stayed over last night, her mom picked her up at 9 am, i was still half asleep. i need my sleep people dont you see that. oh well, i'll survive. i bought my tennis skirt today off the net. mark paid for it, yes i didn't have to pay for it, i don't know if i have to pay him back, but oh well. Well we have company so i have to go, have a WONDERFUL day every one.
         ~The Abstinator~
7月6日

Perfect!

i get to go to the doctor today in greensburg. luckey me. stupid ear ach. i hate those man, they should be murdered, and now i can't  go swimming for a week after it heals. ugh...why??? oh well i'll deal w/ it, always had before.
 
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there you go garrett, i said perfect.
 
 
 Perfect 
7月4日

Jim Powell

Pyramid Scheme


 

Crone,
old meat,
once, this town was your home;
now you're living on the street.
The bottom line has put you there to rot.

You can't
pay the rent.
Every seven years
it doubles. Now shelter is too dear
for you, since who you are is what you've got.

It takes
six weeks to build
a cabin, six months to make
a house, but thirty years won't pay
for either, the banker and the landlord say,

so nightly
in TV dreams
the pyramid of paper
mounts in piles, it gets a purchase
on your back and towers and sprawls and sags

till what
you've got is what
you are — your family
's gone, the neighbors all rank strangers:
a shopping-cart of newspapers and rags.

Crone,
caryatid
broken under your stone,
the full weight of the pyramid
crushes down on your shoulders anonymous as brick.

 


Jim Powell
The Threepenny Review

6月30日

He he Dustin

ha ha you don't know what is in 12 days ha ha ha ha ha i give you the evil laugh, he he he heh eh  ha ha ha i laugh at you dustin ha ha ha ha
 
 
 
 ROTFL 

Happy Happy Joy Joy

12 days today garrett 12 days
 

My comments on the New, and Jimmy

I've read all of those mr. garrett. at the site i got the same articals, www.newsoftheweird.com where else can i  get weird news like that. they are very intresting and kinda sad if you ask me. let me get some more.....oh and jimmy i do like taking pictures...................................................................................................
 
 
oh i don't feel like looking right now i will later on tonight.
 
Don't get the jitter bug, Abby
 
 
 
 Buggieit's cute 
 
6月29日

News and Junk

1997 -- Rodney L. Turner, 55, called his office on Oct. 2 in Kansas City, Kan., and said he wouldn't make it to work that day as a result of his 2 a.m. arrest for DUI that resulted in his detention until 5 a.m. Turner, a lawyer, is a part-time municipal judge and on Oct. 2 had been scheduled to hear a full day's docket of DUI cases.
 
 
1996 -- In September, according to police in Junction City, Kan., David Bell, 30, just released from jail for car theft, walked out the door and stole another car to get home. And in October, William B. Singleton, 24, just released from jail in Belton, Mo., on a larceny charge, allegedly broke into a vending machine in the lobby of the police station and stole a 60-cent Strawberry Twisteroo while he waited for his ride to arrive.
 
 
I hate parents like this.
1995 -- In May, Richard Finney, 34, flunked his driver's license exam in Topeka, Kan. The next day he returned to the exam office, accompanied by his mother, Gov. Joan Finney, who, according to a licensing employee "was mad. She was real mad." After the governor scolded the examiners, Richard Finney was escorted to the front of the line and administered the exam again, by the supervisor of the office. He passed.
 
 
A bunch of odd and strange news for you all.
6月28日

Dude

i don't know what to write do you tell me if you do b/c i think i may be clueless. help  me. i know you could write my blog for. please do. i could go to cnn and add something i think i will one sec......................................
 
By Hope Yen
ASSOCIATED PRESS

2:46 p.m. June 28, 2005

WASHINGTON – Despite new Supreme Court actions on prayers, the Pledge of Allegiance and the Ten Commandments, the long-running legal battle over where religion ends and government begins shows no sign of stopping.

The Supreme Court's latest rulings failed to offer much clarity on the issue, leaving all sorts of sticky church-state disputes to be sorted out in lower courts.

 

Among them: whether "under God" should be included in the Pledge of Allegiance recited by schoolchildren, under precisely what conditions the Ten Commandments may be displayed on public land and whether religious words and symbols can be included in school murals.

The Supreme Court's pair of 5-4 rulings Monday amounted to a split verdict on the permissibility of Ten Commandments displays, striking down framed copies in two Kentucky courthouses but upholding a 6-foot granite monument on a 22-acre lot surrounding the Texas Capitol.

"The lesson to people wanting to promote religious symbols is to conceal what their purpose is," said Douglas Laycock, a church-state expert at the University of Texas law school. "For the other side, there also is some benefit because it limits how aggressively a state can endorse Christianity."

Justices said Ten Commandments exhibits would be upheld if their main purpose was to honor the nation's legal, rather than religious, traditions, and if they didn't promote one religious sect over another. How long an exhibit has stood – as well as its location – also will determine its constitutionality, and locations open to everyone are more acceptable settings than schoolhouses filled with young students, the court held.

"It is very encouraging that the Supreme Court understands the historical and legal significance of displaying the Ten Commandments," said Jay Sekulow, chief counsel of the American Center for Law and Justice, which supports greater public acknowledgment of religion.

"But in terms of impact on church-state law, the rulings are limited because they're so fact-specific. The one thing we'll probably have now is more psychoanalysis of individual legislators as to their purpose," Sekulow added.

Legal experts said Tuesday the rulings offer a few tidbits of general principles that could guide some pending church-state cases.

For example, thousands of monuments donated by the Fraternal Order of the Eagles in the 1960s that proclaim "I AM the LORD thy God" have a stronger chance in court because they all have the same text as the Texas monument. Courthouse displays, however, are questionable if lawmakers ever mentioned a religious purpose in erecting them.

In the Pledge case, challengers can point to strong language in Monday's rulings against religious symbols in schoolhouses, while supporters can take heart that the Pledge has been recited for decades with minimal controversy. That was a key factor cited by Justice Stephen G. Breyer in upholding the Texas display.

Last year, the Supreme Court heard arguments in the Pledge case but did not rule on merits because litigant Michael Newdow didn't have legal custody of his daughter. Newdow has since filed a new challenge in California with other parents who are in full custody of their children.

The court appeared to underscore some of the lines it drew Monday, letting stand Tuesday four lower court rulings that struck down Ten Commandments displays in schools and courtrooms in Kentucky and Ohio because they were overly religious.

A fifth appeal – of a ruling that barred South Carolina town council from opening its meetings with a prayer invoking Jesus Christ – also was rejected. The Richmond-based 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals had found that it improperly favored one denomination.

Rev. Barry W. Lynn, executive director of Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, predicted many more lawsuits ahead as federal courts and partisans sort through all the implications of Monday's rulings.

"There's going to be a healthy amount of litigation," Lynn said. "I just wish justices had a clear, bright-line rule that says government buildings aren't churches. But unfortunately Mr. Breyer didn't go that far, so that's where we stand."

 

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/nation/20050628-1446-scotus-tencommandments.html

6月27日

Why do they ask so many questions?

1.Copy and paste in your blog
2. BOLD anything that is true
3. Leave plain anything is untrue

001. I miss somebody right now
002. I watch more television than I used to
003. I love olives
004. I love sleeping
005. I own lots of books
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games
008. I’ve tried marijuana
009. I’ve watched porn movies
010. I have been in a threesome
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
012. I believe honesty is the best policy
013. I have acne free skin (..except i have one on my forehead go away!)
014. I like and respect Michael Jackson
015. I curse frequently (..he he only on accident)
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
017. I have a hobby
018. I’ve been told I have a nice butt
019. I carry my knife everywhere with me
020. I've broken someone else's bones
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
023. I love rain(..not that thunder though)
024. I’m paranoid at times
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
026. I need money right now
027. I love sushi
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes
029. I have fresh breath when I wake up
030. I have long hair
031. I have lost money at a casino

032. I have at least one brother and/or sister
033. I was born in a country outside Australia
034. I wear makeup

035. I have a twin
037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way I look

039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months
040. I know how to do cornrows
041. I am usually pessimistic
042. I have mood swings
043. I think prostitution should be legalized
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot
045. I have cheated on a significant other
046. I have a hidden talent
047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
048. I think that I’m popular
049. I am currently single
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants
053. I love to shop
054. I would rather shop than eat
055. I would classify myself as ghetto
056. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
057. I’m obsessed with my blog
058. I don’t hate anyone
059. I’m a pretty good dancer (you might have to ask my sister that she seems to know everything)
060. I like some really wierd kinky stuff
061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
062. I have a mobile phone
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
067. I have been in a relationship before
068. I’ve rejected someone before
069. I currently have a crush on someone
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
071. I want to have children in the future(..this one is questionable, because i am only fifteen and don't know what i want in the future)
072. I have changed a diaper before
073. I’ve had the cops called on me before
074. I bite my nails
075. I’m not allergic to anything deadly

Now that was loads of fun wasn't it?

Mysteries

hey people i am hungy, i could probably eat a horse. not really, i am not all that hungry. he he. who is the perosn who said: hey my name is abby too.? because i don't know you. well i have to go. peace out people.
6月23日

Ahhh Monkeys

Missing boy Found living in Tree!
-- Esteli, Nicaragua

Esteli, Nicaragua- 7 year old Ricardo San Pablo Jr. was finally found after an extensive, arduous 3 month search which brought local police all the way to the Punta Gorda Bay area, southeast of the capital Managua. How the boy was found was even more shocking! Early Saturday morning, a couple (who chose to remain anonymous) heard loud screams coming from the forest which neighbors their home. The man grabbed his rifle and ran into the forest, in search for the screaming child. As the screams became louder and louder, the man still did not see from whom this crying was coming from: "I heard the screams, but I could not see the person who was screaming", exclaimed the hero. As the man approached a large tree, he saw a colony of Macaque monkey’s squealing and dancing. As he approached this unheralded scene, he saw a boy inside the hollow tree being attacked by 2 monkeys. The monkeys were hitting and biting the boy to the point as to when the man showed up, the boy lost consciousness. The man fired a shot into the air and the monkeys quickly scrambled off. As it turns out, the boy had been living in this tree for the 3 months as to which he had gone missing, surviving on a diet of tree bark and leaves. The boy had run away because of an altercation between himself and his younger brother Fernando. Ricardo had gotten into an argument with Fernando on January 26th, 2005, and hit his younger brother in the face with a shovel. As his father ran outside the house, Ricardo ran off, having not been found until this past Saturday, April 30th. Local police Chief Cornello Vargaises has exclaimed that "this is one of the oddest cases he has ever worked on". Ricardo Jr suffered minor injuries due to the brutal monkey attack, but had to receive many antibiotic treatments due to possible rabies which he may have received from the monkeys. There is still no comment from the parents at the moment, but there is still more to come on this story.

The Oklahoma Gazette
2005-05-02

he he he

Daisies! and that is all i have to say.

he he, abby

 Flower 





bad lady bug bad

he he i am grounded to sam's house, how is that being grounded? my mom doesn't know diciplen. oh well doesn't bring me down. went to see batman, boring!

 Boringfell asleep twice and then woke up because these, austrilians were throwing stuff at me,, i need my sleep man.

As always, Abby 





6月22日

popcicles

blahblahblah. he he i am hyper, so don't help me

i like being hyper ha ha. it makes me happy and others happpy and sometimes annoyed i like making pple annoyed well going to go swiming, i like chicken i like liver meow mix moew mix please deliver.

As always,

Abby

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